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1. At least she uses them to colour with — instead of eating them like Jordan does

   I can understand how you’d be angry though.

2. At least if you’re lucky you will be able to erase it. My sister has been engraving drawings on the upper part of my laptop with scissors while I was at school. I understand how pissed you are. I was feeling just the same.

3. perhaps you need to put it up somewhere where it can’t be easily accessible to little hands?

4. humm… that sucks, put it up out of the way when your not around, and let hubby know that your laptop is off limits to him as well during those times, could be Alyssa’s secret way of wanting more of mommies attention.

   Congrats on the new place!

5. Angela – Perhaps your bloodhound nose has traveled you off the beaten path? Follow it back to your circle of jackasses.
   Immediately.
   Ciao

   Sorry, Jenn. PMS Has gotten the best of me ;)

   Haha, no worries. It seems like the roaches have really come crawling out of the woodwork lately, eh? Must be a full moon or something… -Jenn

6. I keep banging my laptop against walls while moving it from place to place…I feel your pain x10. Let us hold each other and cry for our laptops.

7. Oh I am so sorry to hear that. Maybe you should put it somewhere she can find it.

8. Angela, get a life.. maybe you REALLY need to craw back in your hole..

   Sorry Jenn, I know the feeling.

9. lmao awww @ vandalized laptop.. oh well. such is life i guess

10. I think little girls just have that touch on their daddys’. lol. Anyways, I was reading up on your previous entries and I wanted to say congrats on your new home. I’m really happy for you. Moving should be tons of fun lol. I’d better get moving, I’m supposed to be doing some moving myself. So take care and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.. Or should that be.. what I would do.. Hmm.. Oh well.. you get the point lol.

11. I’m glad you were able to get the crayon off. Stuff like that is bound to happen .. toddlers will get into any and everything if it’s around.

    We haven’t had any crayon accidents yet, but I’m waiting for the first mark across our sorta-newly painted walls. For now Tay’s content to keep the crayon to the paper…. and will throw a fit if we try to take it away (if it’s dinner time or we have to leave for somewhere else).

12. was angela trying to be vindictive? i just thought she was offering helpful advice. =| am i missing something? never the less send your defense squad my way :D :D :D!!!

    goo gone = a miracle worker, eh? glad you could get rid of the mess. i’d hold your husband down and let her color him with markers for punishment! hehehe

    The deal with Angela is that she’s a two-faced troll, and only patrols my site looking for shit to talk about elsewhere. Hence some of the comments made towards her. -Jenn

13. Man, Goo Gone can remove anything, I swear.

14. Mmm, crayons. Tool of destruction and source of constant headache, as well as prettyfull scribbles. As Ashley said, at least she’s not eating them… and at least there’s Goo Gone.

    I get the feeling that having children sacrifices all claims to your posessions, heh.

15. My sister’s dad managed to overlook the fact that my sister had spilled a whole bottle of Tipp-Ex on one of our newly upholstered armchairs a few years ago. Needless to say, my mum wasn’t happy at all.

    Little kids are so crafty. They always seem to know the most inappropriate course of action to take.

16. Congrats on your new home!

    I’ve been playing catch up on your recent entries.

    Sounds awesome!

    Sorry about the crayon incident. I think I would cry.

17. I’ve never heard of Goo Gone. I use a Magic Eraser for everything though! Glad you got it off

18. Oh if only there were something in a bottle that would take care of men in general… I fucking feel your pain, sister.

19. Husbands. Can’t live with them. Can’t kill them!

20. And what does Daniel have to say for himself?? I’m glad you were able to get it off. I can imagine how pissed you are/were. AJ doesn’t bother with crayons much, except to throw them around.

21. Maybe I’m crazy (but it’s probably more that I just don’t care) but Angela gave good advise, troll or not. Put the thing somwhere she can’t get it or take the thing with you when you leave. You are the adult.

22. Thank God it wasnt a Sharpie. My lil’ cousin got a Port. DVD player, after many times of telling her to put it up and AWAY from Ezabella she learned why. Bella took a FAT Sharpie and ruined it 3 hours old that DVD player was and Ezablla scribbled ALL OVER the SCREEN no less. Grandma just bought her a new one. But how do you punish a two year old?

23. ^ I find the above story funny, mostly because I have seen people use portable DVD players as babysitters in the car, and it annoys me to no end. The scribbling on the screen is like the toddler said, “Damn it, pay attention to me, I want to learn to have fun, not let this machine do it for me!”

24. ^ Um, what else are you suppose to do in the car? Turn around and play peekaboo with your 2 year old while you drive?
    PDVD’s are uncessesary unless it’s a long road trip, besides.
    But calling them a babysitter is hillarious.

    I’d rather let my child focus their attention on a DVD, rather than having to distract myself from driving trying to occupy them.. ain’t worth a car crash in my opinion. There is plenty of learning time out of the car.
    Especially for a two year old.

25. Oh no >_

26. kids will be kids

27. ^Um, how about giving a child a book or playing a book on audio or heavens to betsy some other engaging activity that doesn’t require them to spend more time staring at a TV screen. I drove cross-country several times with a toddler and portable TV/DVD players are not necessary to keep a child entertained so that you aren’t constantly attending to them and therefore able to keep your car from crashing.

    For goodness sakes there are companies out there that make a living on packing activity bags just for such an occasion. You might want to try giving them a search and look see.

28. Annoyed, what do you think parents did for the 100 years BEFORE portable DVD players came out? Just drove around getting into accidents all the time?

    I’d look to see if you have kids of yuor own, but you know, the whole “I have an opinion but not a backbone” thing is getting in the way.

29. Goo Gone is the shit, lol. That stuff is AWESOME!

30. Did I once say that portable DVD players were the only thing that should be used to entertain your child in the car?
    No.
    Learn to read, idiots.
    The post I replied to was in reference to portable DVD players being considered a babysitter.
    Therefore, my reply was in regards to PORTABLE DVD PLAYERS.
    Not Activity Packs.
    Not Books on Tape.

    I have children of my own, I know what’s best to keep them occupied in the car, kthnx.

31. I’d like to believe you. But as far as I know you’re just some 45 year old pervet here to look at picture of a little girl. So your opinion on anything is about as imortant and worthwile as a boil on my ass.

32. Sorry Jen to have have stirred up so much drama. Let me clarify my self… The DVD player belonged to my 13 yr. old cousin her mother doesn’t allow her to watch a lot ov T.V. so she thought that it would be eaiser to controll her TV time by having a Portable one. that she give and tak when she felt nessary. When Christmas morning gift exchane was over Melany left her DVD player on the floor IN REACH of MY 2 year old. I DON”T USE IT AS A BABYSITTER!!!!. In fact the ONLY TV that Ezabella watches is Play with me Sesame, and he Wiggles and at most 1 &1/2 hours a day
    Sorry Jen just Had to CLARIFY my self.. Now I understand WHY you shut down your Q&A for a while.

33. Haven’t you caught on? Everyone else has.
    I’m not a 45 year old pervert.
    I’m not even here to see pictures of a little girl.
    I’m here because my kids are with their grandparents which allows me some time to surf around and be a bitch.

    Gosh, this is what Angela, Ana, Samantha, and Renee do with all their time?
    Pathetic. I’m quite bored already.

34. Hey! I’m sorry to hear about what your daughter did to your laptop

35. I can assure you all that “Annoyed” is definitely not 45, nor a pervert of any kind… I know this person quite well; this person simply chooses to remain anonymous. ;)

36. but she can come my site and start crap with me for absolutely no reason. klumsi should realize that just because she wants to type anon and not put her site in the box that her gravatar is still there. that’s the only jackass move around here.

    if anyone wants to see the real klumsi you can visit my site. she’s a real winner.

37. Awwwww, thank you RAnee!
    Sorry, have I been calling you REnee?
    My Bad
    Yes, EVERYONE GO THERE! I WON I WON!!

38. what exactly did you win? you seem like a all around loser to me.

39. Gosh, this is what Angela, Ana, Samantha, and Renee do with all their time?

    Um. I know RAnee. At least, I’ve read her site and commented a few times. I’ve never talked to Angela, Ana or Samantha. So.. no?

    I present myself and my opinion. You don’t agree. So instead of coming up with an intelligent response you resort to second grade finger pointing tactics. I forgot, you HAVE a kid or you ARE a kid?

40. RAnee, it’s “aN all around loser..”
    And what are you talking about? You’re the one who said I was a winner…

    As for Anna… “second grade finger pointing tactics”
    Love it ;)

41. my bad i didn’t know you embraced your loser qualities so easily. judging from the post today i gather you got some midol in you. good for you! i

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