Monday, November 13th, 2006 - 7:44am
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I. can't. stop. peeing. Seriously. For this past week I've been pissing like a race horse.* What the hell? My fluid intake hasn't increased. I don't think my bladder has suddenly decreased.
I think I'll take a pregnancy test. Yes, I had my tubes clamped, and yes I am breastfeeding, but you just never, ever know. And knowing my luck, I'd be that one out of 100 women to get knocked up even after a tubal. I know I'm just being paranoid, but all this let-the-sperm-flow-baby! sex makes me just a teensy bit nervous, ya know?
*How exactly does a race horse piss? I'd ask my grandmother – who I got the phrase from – but she's dead. 
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