Your Nutz Support the Troops Desert Camo
While I will probably not hang plastic body parts of any type, let alone testicles, on my vehicle, I strongly feel that others should have the right to do so if they so desire.
Unfortunately, there are a few people, particularly one with the power to hold sway over others, that don’t feel the same. Two weeks ago, Maryland Del. LeRoy E. Myers Jr. actually wasted taxpayers dollars and government time to file legislation that would outlaw the display of fake “anatomically correct” or “less than completely and opaquely covered” decorations on vehicles. This includes human breasts, buttocks and genitals as well as animal genitals.
Yet, as Myers said himself, hunters would still have the right to toss deer carcasses in the back of their trucks and drive around with them fully exposed.
Personally, I am much more offended at the view of a slaughtered, bloodied, tongue-lolling animal than I am at a pair of hot pink plastic testicles dangling off of the hitch of a pick up truck.
Part of Myers’ argument has to do with watching what children are viewing. Funny… I thought that children would be more likely to tune in to the vulgar language and sexual conduct displayed on many television stations (including local ones) than pay attention to a dangling ornament on a passing vehicle.
I think Myers needs to lay off, reach in his own pants and reassure himself that his own precious manhood isn’t being threatened by the display of plastic testicles, and relax. And, look at the bright side of these testicles: a whopping 25% of each plastic testicle purchase goes to support the troops and POW organizations.
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