Leave it to me.

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My poor body.

About a month and a half ago I slipped on some ice. I still have fading bruises on both my knees, as well as fresh pink scars there and on my hand.

Along my right arm I have three light scars from where I caught my arm on the jagged edge of a spare window screen three different times.

There are various small scratches and nail marks on my cleavage, thanks to my ravenous, grab-happy son.

My broken toes are healing, but they’re still very tender, and even more so after I caught them on Ryan’s baby swing today – twice.

Then there’s the papercut-style-cut on my palm… from the edge of a cardboard box.

I’m telling you, natural selection should have weeded me out a long time ago.

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  1. ugh, I HATE cardboard cuts! I know exactly how they feel…they are a hundred times worse than regular paper cuts, hope you feel better :-)

  2. Ashley wrote on #

    DAMN, papercuts are the worst. I got a really bad one inbetween my fingers once :(

  3. Sara wrote on #

    NOOOO I HATE the cardboard paper cuts. *cringe* I hope you heal quickly! :(

  4. Anna wrote on #

    I think those injuries come in waves. I’m a clutz but it always seems like once I hurt myself one time, it happens over and over and over for awhile.

    And you got a papercut from a BOX!? Good lord!

  5. Lexi wrote on #

    The worst cardboard/paper cuts are when you get them between your fingers. This has happened to me on many occasions and it hurts like hell. >

  6. Charity wrote on #

    Everytime I move, I always give myself a paper cut on a box. I’ve yet to do otherwise.

    I’ve also done the blender thing too. Seems you and I have a lot in common in that respect. LOL

 

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