My next door neighbor is out with his lawn mower. Not an uncommon occurrence, except that he has no grass. Not even a weed. My next door neighbor is mowing his dirt. Seriously, why bother to go through all the trouble of dragging out the mower and powering it up? Get a broom and sweep the yard. Or something. Or buy some fake turf and roll it out.
Another neighbor? Every night she calls in her kid in the most annoying fashion. Picture a woman with a low voice, positioned behind a bullhorn. “SCOTT-AY!” So. Freaking. Annoying. And the way she talks to him, and talks in general… I haven’t ever laid eyes on this woman, yet I can easily picture her with curlers in her hair, a cigarette perched on her lower lip and a bottle of booze clutched in her hand.
Lmao, “sweep the yard”.
My dad used to yell out the door as loud as he could for us kids, it echoed down our small town (97 people). All of the neighborhood kids would show up at our house as well after that, because we knew it was time to eat. And they wanted fed too. He’d either yell or whistle.
We have neighbors across the street who carry on every single telephone conversation from their front porch. I can only imagine it’s because they speak at such a volume that the whole of the street can hear their business. Apparently the woman’s boyfriend has cold feet about their relationship. I wish I could say that’s as intimate as her conversations get.
Wow, why is he mowing dirt? Doesn’t that mess up the lawn mower? That’s kinda funny though.
well that sounds just like Indiana! Everyone here seems to be a transplant from KY. Have you ever been to KY? You’d have so much to make fun of.
I have one word: Ew.
Its rednecks like them that give Aussies like me the idea that all Americans are like that
Of course, I know it’s not true but, god, they give a bad name to Americans
You catching a recording of this lady is pretty high on my list of things that would make my day.
haha my mom used to whistle for my brothers and I when she wanted us to come inside.
On a side note, thanks for posting the link to those bras. The situation you described is my situation exactly. I ordered some so I am praying they do the same for me that they do for you.
LOL thats funny. Dirt
hahaha…you sound like have amazing neighbours…hahahahaha…. omg…. i can’t believe that he mows his dirt… *strange*…..
Sounds like you settled in the wrong area. I could not tolerate living by rednecks.
Hahahah.. YEEHAW!
lol. that would be annoying! The ladies here (live in a complex) yell for their kids alot. Who yell back. One day my sister went out and asked if she could find her son instead of her yelling for him. lol
Amber – I hope they work for you! Mine are working great for me. Here is a photo from me earlier today, wearing one of the new bras. The lift and cleavage is stunning!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kiss-my-kitty/478880426/
LMAO sounds like one set of our neighbors ;)
Some of these comments bring back memories of days “way back when” it was a simpler time. Kids were respectful of their elders and were seen and not heard. – Ah yes, “those were the days. “