This nifty little meme has resurfaced and is currently making the rounds on various blogs. And now it will be gracing jenn.nu!
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
I try to look presentable when I go to the grocery store just in case I happen to run into another human being. I don’t want to look like a mess in front of anyone!
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
With the exception of cropping out family members who do not want their photos published online, and blurring out identifying details (names, numbers on papers, license plates, etc.), no.
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Creeps – no. Dorks – sometimes.
4. Do you lie in your blog?
No.
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Not really. I try to be straightforward about things. I hate to beat around the bush.
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
Hahahahaha. Do people seriously do that?
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
No. And no, I don’t think so. I may have my “moments” of “Ugh, I can’t DO this any more!”, but doesn’t everyone?
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
Yes, if they are uncalled for. Note that there is a difference between mean and constructive criticism. And no, I have never faked comments. That’s lame.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
If that means what I think it does… no!
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
More, I would hope! 
11. Do you have a job?
Yes. I work for a few individuals, doing various writing assignments. I also do sponsored posting/advertising on my blogs.
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Hell yes. Who would answer “no” to this question?
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
There is no way I can narrow this down to one! Lisa, Ashley, Chrissy, Angela, Shannon, Elyse and Stacy, just to name a few. (I’m too lazy to link right now)
14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
This guy. And would you believe that I slept with him!? ;)
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
No. If I don’t feel comfortable discussing my finances, then I don’t mention them, period.
16. Does your family read your blog?
My mother does every once in a while.
17. How old is your blog?
The blog dates back to 2001. The domain is a little under a year old.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
Yes, no. Hits, beyond their importance for advertising and such, do not interest me. Getting to know my visitors and reading their blogs in return does.
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
No, but sometimes I think I should. ;)
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
Yes.
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Yes.
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
Of course. But it’s also therapeutic and a great hobby.
23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
Yes! I feel bad when people check back at my blog (I see a lot of your names pop up in my stats program) and there’s nothing new for them to read. 
24. Do you like John Mayer?
I really don’t have an opinion on him.
25. Do you have enemies?
Who doesn’t?
26. Are you lonely?
At the moment, yes. I’m dying for five minutes of conversation that doesn’t include me referring to myself in third person, or talking to a person who starts all of her sentences with, “I don’t want to!” and “I don’t like it!”.
27. Why bother?
That’s a good question.
An oldie but a goodie. I think I’ll do it now. ;)
Thieving, I’m rather bored right now. Interesting to read too
Oooo! A meme! I haven’t done one of these in ages. I am glad you linked that stats prog, I found it a while ago and never got around to trying it out, thanks for the reminder