The no-pants dance

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Maybe it’s my desire for organization, or because I am a dork, but I love to keep a log of things. I log the mileage we put on our vehicles, the amount of gas we put in our vehicles ($1,144.83 gallons worth since February 2009), my weight (I log this daily using a spiffy excel sheet), and… our sex life. Heh. The last I keep track of with Bedpost. Why? I don’t know. Because I can? I’m nosy. I like seeing what we do, when we do it and how often we do it.

Here’s an example of a monthly log:

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(You may use your imagination to determine what the colored squares and bordered squares represent)

Bedpost is awesome* because you can not only record when you had sex (date AND time), but who you had it with and what you did (tags! I can tag my sex life! It makes my geeky little heart jump for joy!). You can even rate the experience (0 stars – 5 stars). Also, you can log the occasions you fly solo.
*edited to add* I just noticed that you can also log duration. Duration?! Do you really think I look at the clock right before we start and then again right after we finish? Please. I have to guess at the general start time half the time. There’s no way I’m going to be counting the minutes! *end edit*

Besides the general calendar, you get spiffy pie charts that break down just how much you do X, Y and Z (there are those tags again) and at what times you’re getting it on at, and spiffy graphs that show frequency and at what times during the day you’re having sex most. Heh, thanks to Dan’s second shift schedule, we’re all about afternoon and “early morning” (or what I like to call 1am, 2am, 3am and sometimes even 4am).

The other day I showed Dan the undeniable, carved in stone proof that life is interfering with our ability to have the no pants dance as often as we’d like, and he responds by dragging me off to the bedroom not once but twice in one day. And I think there was a third attempt in there somewhere. Something came up though (and no, it wasn’t him). Work? Kids? The desire to sleep, eat or shower? Yeah, I think it was one of those.

Anyway, I think Bedpost is still invitation-only, but if you email and ask real nicely, maybe they’ll let you in! ;)

*I swear to God this is not a sponsored post. Besides, I file all of those under a separate category!

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  1. My boyfriend and I do this with a RL paper calendar, but the fact this website spits out stats for you makes it so much cooler!

    I’ve sent my e-mail address for an invite.

  2. Jenny wrote on #

    LMFAO that’s awesome.

  3. Heather wrote on #

    Wow! You’ve been busy!

    I have a Bedpost account too but it doesn’t look nearly as impressive as yours…in fact I just checked it and I swear I saw a tumble weed blow by followed by some high-noon cowboy music.

    I could chalk it up to the fact that I had an emergency c-section 14 months ago (and I still feel awful!), three kids total, work, dinner, laundry, money stress, messy house, weight gain, my self esteem tanking, sleep or lack there of….etc etc etc

    Really, I’m just lazy though! lol

  4. I tried that site, but it got too tedious for me to remember to update it everyday so I gave up. When the longest you have to go is maybe 1 days in between, no point in really chronicling it :P.
    .-= Angela´s last blog ..Bonfire =-.

  5. I know how much you love that site. I tried it out but always forgot to log things so I got all upset. I might try and get back into it.
    .-= Caity´s last blog ..Lentil burgers in paradise. =-.

  6. i needed this site back in the day when i was just a little playa girl so to speak. it sure would have helped.
    i have an account there but the way things go with me and david its not even worth it!
    .-= nichole´s last blog ..no title :? =-.

  7. Amy wrote on #

    Wow, of all the things to track I wouldn’t have considered my sex life. Maybe I should..
    .-= Amy´s last blog ..WordPress Security Update =-.

  8. You get it on a lot, Jenn. LOL. I’m lucky if I get laid 3 times a month. :( I’m sure the fact that you and Dan live together helps too. I only see my bf on weekends, so it makes it more difficult.

  9. Sheena wrote on #

    I chuckle each time you post the sex chart, hahaha.

 

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