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Disclaimer: this is a review of a sex toy.
As I’ve mentioned before, I have a thing for Fairy wand massagers. I have three of them, and while the Fairy wand massager is my favorite, due to its sheer power (read my review), I’m also quite fond of the Pocket Fairy, and now the newest addition to my Fairy collection, the Fairy Baby wand massager.
The Fairy Baby wand massager is a miniature Fairy wand (think of the popular Hitachis, only bite-sized). And by miniature, I mean miniature: it’s just two and three quarter inches in length and only 3/4 of an inch in diameter. It doesn’t take batteries, and it doesn’t even use a standard AC adapter. Instead, the Fairy Baby wand massager charges by USB, which I think is pretty damn cool. Its input port is very tiny, however, so if you lose the included white USB cable, you’re up you-know-what-creek without a paddle.
In terms of functions, the Fairy Baby wand massager has two modes, on and off, which are operated by an easy slide switch located on the side of the shaft. True to all Fairy wand massagers, the head is able to pivot and move around, so if you want pinpoint yet flexible stimulation, the Fairy Baby can certainly provide it. The vibrations are strong, but they’re also fairly high-pitched — they’re lacking the deeper, thrumming “vroom” I need in a vibrator. The vibrations are strong enough to provide pleasure and teasing, but for me they just aren’t enough for an orgasm. I think that is due in part to the high-pitched, whiny nature of the vibrations — they tend to irritate more than stimulate.
If nothing else, the Fairy Baby wand massager is a great conversational piece. It’s small enough to be added to your key ring or even a necklace; in fact, while I was at BlogHer ’10 last week, I had mine hanging on my lanyard (see?)! The reactions I got from people when they realized I was casually walking around with a sex toy hanging on my lanyard were quite amusing.
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| This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. | ||
Is it bad if, every time I talked with you at BlogHer, I didn’t notice the sex toy hanging from your lanyard? Either I’m that non-observant or it is just that small. (Let’s go with the “it’s that small” one!)