I almost set my vibrator on fire

Written on November 19th, 2010 at 9:19pm
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You know you’re tired when you allow sex toys and open flames to mix. Today I was blissfully working on some email, when suddenly I smelled the hot smell of something synthetic burning. It took me a second to realize that the cord to my vibrator was hanging about an inch above the flame of the candle I had lit. Oops. Luckily, no vibrators were harmed by my epic fail, which is undoubtedly brought to you by chronic sleep deprivation.

Have I mentioned that I am very happy that the weekend is once again here? :D

P.S. Less than a week until Thanksgiving!

P.P.S. Five weeks ’til Christmas!!!

 

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  1. Mamirosa & Co. wrote on #

    HAHAHA! WOW. That’s crazy… I have a glass one so no problems there… LOL Just gotta make sure I don’t drop it and that it chips. Can you IMAGINE!?? OUCH. lol

  2. Awww, at least no vibrators were harmed!
    I actually giggled when I saw the title of this post in my RSS feed, ahaha.

 

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